I received a Ph.D. from the Computer Science Department at UCLA in 2001.
I am now working at Intel.
My move to oregon required some adjustment.
My current vita can be obtained here.
You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat.
You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los
And radio operates exactly the same way
The only difference is that there is no cat.
There's no difference between good flan and bad flan.
Hindsight. It's like foresight without a future.
Thought is born of failure.
A kiss may not be the truth, but it is what we wish were true.
Accident rules every corner of the Universe. Except, maybe, the
chambers of the human heart.
If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes.
Most people juggle because it's a right-brain break in their
I don't need violence to enjoy a movie ... just as long as
Some things are true, whether you believe them or not.
Worry is like interest paid in advance on a debt that never
There's the real world and the joke world. The joke world
gets rough. Wear a cup.
It wasn't a miracle, you know ... we just decided to go.
Time is an illusion ... lunchtime doubley so.
There is a purpose to time, you know. It keeps everything from
happening at once.
It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would
do it. It's the hard that makes it great.
What's the point of going out? We're just going to end up
back here again anyway.
Most people just talk about the future. Not me. I put it
in a binder.